Choose your last words, this is the last time.
'Cause you and I, we were born to die.

(Source: ashleybensons)

All I wanna do in life is be as beautifully mysterious and consistent as LDR

the-best-of-funny:

My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him

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(Source: forget-your-troubles-get-happy)

jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers


Stop

jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

Stop

(Source: newkidsonmycock19)

(Source: studio1b)

Those farts that are so bad smelling you literally have to blame it on the dog or people around you might question if you consume shit on a daily basis